me while horny: *takes 2313934 webcam pictures of my own dick*
me while horny: *records self masturbating w artsy lightning* hell yeah let's put this up on xtube
me after orgasm: ew gross why did i even do this? *deletes everything*
yeah, this is nice.
you’ve got great sunday morning lighting going on here, your pose is inviting and you’ve made great use of your hands. there’s nothing wrong with the tussled bed sheet look; a classic, if you will. i’m drafting this review in public and i don’t even feel too sordid about it; that’s the kind of crisp, clean tone that your dick pic has.
thank you for submitting to critique my dick pic. your dick pic gets an A-.